Sunday, March 6, 2011

Peaches Geldof

Why the fuck has Peaches Geldof got a TV show? As if the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, etc aren't bad enough, now we have this no talent nobody with her own reality show.

My dog is pretty cool. He makes some cool noises. Maybe I should pitch a tv show with him in it, farting, then turning around to see where the noise came from. People would watch that, right?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Fucking Pink Shoes



Why the fuck do women's casual shoes all have pink on them? I fucking hate pink. And it's hot pink at that. JFC, not all females are crazy for the color pink. Give me some frigging alternatives already that don't include other unacceptable colors. eg. green (any green, including turquoise), yellow, pastels.

The ONLY time, and I mean the only time, pink is even remotely acceptable to me is when it is combined with copious amounts of black. Even then, I still fucking hate pink.

Note: I do not hate the singer, P!nk. In fact, that is some pink I would definitely wear.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Feet

No matter how much I like a person I never find their feet attractive. I don't think I could ever suck someone's toes. Even massaging feet kinda grosses me out.